Go here.  Sign the petition.  It's fun.

If we get to 1 million signatures, supposedly, Uwe Boll will stop making horrible movies based on video game franchises.

(Bloodrayne (2005),  Alone in the Dark (2005),  House of the Dead (2003)) 

This is the most important thing that you can do... this morning.. without leaving your computer.. without spending any money.. or more than a few seconds. Probably.

We accidentally saw "Alone in the Dark" because of Christian Slater.. It wasn't worth free.